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Stocking Stuffers for Dad


Like I’ve told you in the previous Stocking stuffers post, we have this crazy Christmas tradition that involves 13 trolls (or Yule Lads) like they’re called. Each night in the two weeks before Christmas, one of the Yule Lads will come down from the mountains. They’ll hide  and cause trouble around the homes and farms of Iceland. Each will remain for two weeks, leaving one at a time in the two weeks following Christmas. I’ve already told you about the first 8 so here’s a little about the last ones.

Bjúknakrægir or Sausage Swiper arrives on the 20th of December. He would hide in rafters and snatch sausages that were being smoked.

The ninth was Sausage Swiper,
a shifty pilferer.
He climbed up to the rafters
and raided food from there.

Gluggagægir, Window Peeper in English (creepy, I know) was a snoop who would look through windows in search of things to steal.He arrives on the 21st of December.

The tenth was Window Peeper,
a weird little twit,
who stepped up to the window
and stole a peek through it

Gáttaþefur or Door Sniffer has an abnormally large nose and an acute sense of smell which he uses to locate laufabrauð (a Icelandic Christmas bread). He arrives on the 22nd of December.

Eleventh was Door Sniffer,
a doltish lad and gross.
He never got a cold, yet had
a huge, sensitive nose.

Ketkrókur, Meet Hook uses a hook to steal meat and arrives on the 23rd of December.

Meat Hook, the twelfth one,
his talent would display
as soon as he arrived
on Saint Thorlak´s Day.

Kertasníkir or Candle Beggar used to follow children in order to steal their candles (which in those days were made of tallow and thus edible). He arrives on the 24th of December.

The thirteenth was Candle Beggar
– ´twas cold, I believe,
if he was not the last
of the lot on Christmas Eve.

And now on to the stocking stuffers for dad. I got all my ideas from Amazon.

This post contains affiliated links, this means that–at no extra cost to you–I can make a commission( a teeny tiny one) on a purchase you make through the links.

Xcellent Global Best Whiskey Stones – Soapstone Whiskey Rocks and a Velvet Bag

812t6bhaw1l-_sl1500_These Soapstone Whiskey Rocks are intended to chill your drink without diluting, just enough to release the natural flavors and aromas. They are great for whiskey, scotch or bourbon drinker or lovers. Each non-porous rounded stone won’t scuff or scratch your glasses. They also have no artificial taste or odor, and don’t retain the flavor of previous drinks. Soapstone can retain temperature longer than ice, will protect the taste longer, allows your to take your time and enjoy your glass from start to finish. And they are reusable! Get them here

Magnetic Wristband By MagBand

 Finally there is a solution to having all your screws and nails at hand as you are drilling and hammering away. A perfect solution to holding rusty nails in your mouth, or making endless trips to the toolbox! Magband is a magnetic wristband for holding nails ,tools and screws. The magnets are super strong! The nails and screws won’t come off unless you pull it off. At the same time it is easy to remove one at a time. Buy it here

 

 

Fake Breast Stress Relieve Ball

Pisces.goods Simulation Silicone Boob Fake Breast Stress Relieve Ball  Let’s face it, men are simple beings! How much fun could your dad/husband/brother/uncle/any straight man have with this fake breast stress ball? Think about it… You can get it here

 

Throw the Damn Ball: Classic Poetry by Dogs

 A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs- perfect for lovers of literature and pups alike

“Dogs seldom make passes
At dogs passing gasses.”

Farting jokes from dogs! I know my hubby would love this. Buy it here

 

Spa Quality Bamboo Charcoal Konjac Facial Sponge

Spa Quality Bamboo Charcoal Konjac Facial Sponge- Stocking Stuffer! - 100% Natural This facial sponge is extremely soft and gentle. It cleanses, exfoliates, absorbs debris and reduces the appearance of pores. Leaves the skin brighter, softer and smoother. 100% Natural! Spa quality lasts longer.  Ideal for oily to combination skin and is great for men and women. 100% Biodegradable! Can be used with or without cleanser Get it here

 

Bacon Flavored Chap Stick Lip Balm

Bacon Flavored Chap Stick Lip Balm

  • What’s not to love about this? Men need to take care of their lips just as we women do and what better way to help them to it then getting them this yummy Bacon flavored lip balm. Buy it here

 

Pulled Pork Shredder (2) BBQ Tools for the Grill & Meat Handling, Gift Box and Bonus Recipe Ebook

  • This pulled pork shredder set comes in a beautifully designed gift box – it’s ideal for elegant and classy people. 
  •   Quickly tears through beef, chicken, roasts, turkey, poultry, hams, pulled pork and anything else you can grill, smoke, or barbecue.  Easily handles anything from your BBQ grill, smoker, or slow cooker. Cut, chop, slice, flip pork, turkey, beef, lamb, or brisket in the oven. Scoop charcoal into/out of your grill. Carry the hot roast from the crock pot to the kitchen and then easily shred it in seconds. Also superb for mixing salads, pastas, and vegetables. Great reviews from grill enthusiasts worldwide! An excellent addition to your barbecue tools. Made with the highest quality durable nylon plastic these meat handler claws will last a lifetime. Additionally they are BPA free and heat resistant up to 230 C / 450 degree F. Comes with a bonus free ebook! Valued at 10$. Contains 55 delicious bbq recipes (Comes as email attachment once product is delivered)  Get it here

 

Tuff Trucks Solid Milk Chocolate Set of 3

Making Candy Fun Tuff Trucks Solid Milk Chocolate Set of 3 Stocking Stuffer Candy

  • Didn’t I just say that men were simple creatures? With this cute chocolate truck set, they can play and eat. Every man’s dream right? (Just for the record, I mean no harm by saying this about men) Buy it here

 

Full Size Handmade Black Soap Grenade by ChocolateWeapons

Soap Grenade - Full Size Handmade Black Soap Grenade by ChocolateWeapons

  • This cool grenade soap has a attractive fragrance of musk and sandalwood and is handmade in USA. It’s made out of glyserin based soap that is mild and gentle for any skin type. Molded from a real grenade! Give your husband a little BANG  Get it here

 

Ezyoutdoor Hat Cap Winter Thermal FLEECE Swat Ski Neck Hoods Full Face Mask

  • Made of high quality polyester. Soft, Warm and Comfortable. Full-Face and neck coverage wraps comfortably around your face. Great for outdoors activities such as snowboarding, skiing, cycling, hiking, fishing, etc
  • Package:1 piece of Face Mask ;Lifetime warranty. 7-15 shipping days with tracking number by USPS Buy it here

 

SLAM DUMP Challenge

  Slam Dump comes with a hoop and backboard that you can stick to stuff in your bathroom, some balls, plus some other themed items that you probably wont need or for that matter use. There’s a good chance a dad, or someone who knows a dad will think this box set is funny. Get it here

 

 

 

Travel Size Aloe Vera Spray

Travel Size Aloe Vera Spray - Pure, Natural, Organic - 3.3 oz - by Green Leaf Naturals This convenient travel size  contains 99.8% organic aloe vera gel with no thickeners, no sticky residue. Can be used for natural skin care, daily moisturizer for dry skin, damaged hair, hair gel and hair growth. Is mostly used after sun lotion, sunburn relief, after shave gel, razor burn treatment, aftershave lotion. Can also be used for burn care, acne, scars, age spots, anti-wrinkle, anti-aging, itchy skin, diaper rash Buy it here

 

Camo Man Bath Bomb For Dudes, By Diva Stuff

Camo Man Bath Bomb For Dudes, By Diva StuffHandcrafted decorative and functional Bath Bomb. Fun Camo Design. Scented for Men. I’m sure my hubby would love this. Get it here

 

Hope you saw something you liked!

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